Showing posts with label work. Show all posts
Showing posts with label work. Show all posts

Friday, December 06, 2019

#33581 Why I Hate People and How My Rants Are Likely Your Fault.

Weirdly I feel like the holidays are the times when I get most ranty but also when I'm filled with the most ...niceness? Caring? Generosity? So I guess this means the rant thing is your fault.
Probably. I mean it's certainly not MY fault, doy.

In my newsfeed on GrossBook.

Me: asking a question out of actual ignorance of a subject and wanting to learn.
Other People: THESE ARE NOT JOKING MATTERS I AM SO OFFENDED.

The next day...

The same Other People: WHY YOU GOTTA GET SO OFFENDED BY A GENERATIONAL TERM, HMMM?

Y'all wear me right the fuck out.
Like my kids, only I can't reach you to smack you in the back of the head.

I mean if I had a nickel for every time I said "WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE??" to my computer, I would have a couple socks full of nickels with which to beat you.

And yes, I COULD BE MORE HOSTILE if I wanted to.
I could be calling you out by name. AND Middle Naming you.
You do not want that.



AND ANOTHER THING.
This time of the year (well I guess it happens ALL year but it just gets worse in the Holiday Spirit)
everyone's picking on Walmart.
Now you're going to boycott them because the owners and corporate fatcats are getting richer off the backs of their underpaid, welfare-getting employees.
And I TOTALLY feel you. I get it.
I guess what I'm not understanding is the need to focus all your hate for Greedy Corporations on
WalMart in particular.
I KNOW the BigWig richies are getting richer.

But let me lay some enlightenment upon you.

Taking into consideration the cost of living and the economy where *I* live, WalMart is actually one of the better-paying employers.
They are also one of the most inexpensive places to shop, even grocery wise.
For poor people like me, they can actually be a blessing.
So you go ahead and boycott, applause applause for you doing what you need to do,
but me? I'm supporting them locally.

My daughter works for Sam's Club - yep, a WalMart company. She makes twice as much there as she did at a local grocery store for the last 6 years. She gets accumulated PTO, she gets at least three holidays off completely, she got a nice 15lb turkey for Thanksgiving PLUS a bonus on her check and she's only been there 4 months.

You want to talk about boycotting a store for treating their SERIOUSLY underpaid AND undervalued employees like shit? For the Greedy Overlords to get richer off the hardworking backs of the least of the employees? Then I'm boycotting Crest Grocery store.

LOOK HERE: My kid worked for Crest for SIX YEARS. She was hired at $7.50/hour and after 90 days probation, got a raise to $8.00.
FIRST AND ONLY RAISE EVER.
Also? They required EVERY employee to work a minimum half day on EVERY holiday (because they're a 24/7 store).  How many of those holidays got any sort of bonus or holiday pay? ZERO.
One year they did actually get a Christmas bonus, $10 store gift cards that they could use only at Crest.
They don't even have a proper breakroom - they have a meeting/breakroom with a microwave.
No fridge to store stuff.
When the microwave went out, the store manager tried to get the employees to "get up a collection" to get a new one.
I was all WHAT NOPE YOU BETTER NOT! I mean that's what the "miscellaneous" line in your budget is for, buster.
Turns out that at the end of the year, whatever the Store Manager does NOT spend in his miscellaneous budget becomes HIS YEARLY BONUS.
Now THAT, my friends, IS SIMPLE GREED.
They got pizza maybe twice a year as a "thank you."
And if a customer complained on you? IMMEDIATE SUSPENSION.
Doesn't matter what actually happened, the "managers" and supervisors never had your back.
Right before my girl had to have a wisdom tooth pulled, it was so swollen and sore that she could barely talk (but of course she showed up to work), and a customer apparently took offense because she wasn't chattering at him, complained, and she got a 3 day suspension.
She also took ONE sick day in the entire six years - and called in the night before her six am shift to make sure they had time to find someone to cover.
The manager on duty said she should not call in yet, to wait and see how she felt in the morning (this was her 2nd day of feeling ill and she was feverish), and when she said no, she wanted to call in sick NOW, he threatened her with a no call no show.
For the first time ever I had (had, wanted, needed, tomato tomahto) to get involved and called that little powertripping sonofabitch up and told him how things work in the real world and he did not want to get the labor department crawling over their store.
ANYWAY. No loyalty to loyal hardworking employees.
Cheating, money-grubbing greedy store manager.
No raise for SIX YEARS.
Then we she turned in her 2 week notice, the manager she spoke to said, "we accept your full notice" and then promptly took her off the schedule completely starting that day.

If she didn't live at home, there's no possible way she could've survived on just that one job without
also getting food stamps or some other assistance.

All I'm saying is that WalMart may be a really bad guy, but they're not the only one, or even the worst.
It's simply a matter of degree.

HEY, 'TIS THE SEASON FOR THE AIRING OF THE GRIEVANCES.
This is just the tip of the iceberg.




Tuesday, June 16, 2015

Mea Culpa

For the record: No, I did not unfriend or FaceBLOCK you.

I just wanted to quietly take some time away from The FB because my work productivity was suffering - I AM WEAK. I admit it. I tried to just log out and leave it alone, but sometimes I accidentally clicked the FB icon instead of the eBay icon and then it would automatically log me in and then YOU PEOPLE WOULD SUCK ME IN WITH YOUR STUFF AND THINGS.

I didn't want to make a big Thing out of it with one of those dramatic "Goodbye cruel Facebook world, I must away to sweeter climes and find myself!" posts that people do (and annoy the EVERLASTING SHIT out of me with their pretentiousness, by the way)...so I just did a temporary deactivation is all.

I am sorry to all my friends texted or emailed to ask what they'd done to piss me off/offend me/make me block them -- I truly had no idea that the "temporary deactivation" button would make it seem like you were blocked.

Anyway, I've (re)located my motivation and I'm getting my work groove on. Please only do and say really irritating and uninteresting and stupid things until I get back. Save the good stuff for me.

Thursday, October 16, 2008

Thursday...on steroids.

I actually had to look at the calendar to make sure this wasn't a Manic Monday.

So the kids are on Fall Break and I was excited that I could sleep in a little.
Then I totally WAY overslept.

Got up, rushed around to get everything and everybody ready...and something weird happens with the coffee pot and coffee starts leaking all over the counter, dripping into the silverware drawer...
and I'm cleaning it up in the dark, because of course the kitchen light bulb burned out and naturally I happened to be out of light bulbs for the first time in forever.

And I was out of delicious amaretto coffee creamer.

I get the kids packed off to grandma's and head off to the studio.
So far, so good.
But my gas gauge sort of floats and I'm never quite sure EXACTLY how much gas I have in the car, and then I realized I haven't stopped to fill up all week.
Head to the Conoco - and I should mention I'm about a quarter of the way to the studio now - and realize I've left my cell phone at home.
You may not think that's a big deal and probably it isn't, but the first time I ever forgot my cell phone & decided not to go back for it was the day my car broke down on the side of the highway.
Yeah.
So I fill up the car and then head BACK home to get the phone. When I walk in the house (now I'm running about an hour later than usual), I say to myself, "Self, maybe we should just call it a wash and stay home".
Then the pseudo-angel on my shoulder said, "NO! We must be good and responsible and PLUS we can't afford to not work today. WE HAVE A BUDGET, you know!".

The shoulder-devil and I sighed and got back in the car & headed on in to work.
Did you know my daily commute is 35 minutes (or so) each way? Not really a big deal... except when you're late and have made part of the trip ONCE already.

Get to the studio.
Boot up my computer.
Get error message: Blahblahblah Cannot Open Windows because windows/config/blahblah/system File Is Missing Or Corrupt.

THE FUCK?

Reboot. Twice. Three times. Unplug. Re-plug. Try a variety of other stupid things that I know have nothing to do with the problem.

Still the same message.
Text the boss lady... she never calls/texts back. Then I find out she's heading for Dallas.

FABULOUS.

Can't get into my computer, there are no extra computers for me to use...
decide that these things are all definite signs that I should've stayed home and should NOT TRY TO WORK today.

On the way home I drive through McDonald's to get a big-ass iced tea.
I'm almost home before I manage to get the paper off the straw - because apparently even THIS is much too complicated for me today - and take a loooong suck of tea.

IT.IS.SWEET.

Sweet tea makes me gag, especially hypersweetened McDonald's tea.

That's a dollar I'll never get back.

So please don't take it personally when I say FUCK THIS, FUCK THAT, FUCK YOU.

ASSCLAMS.

I'm going to bed.
And it is only noon.

That is all.
Have a day.


on a completely unrelated note...

This is post number ONE THOUSAND.
Yay. Go me.

Sunday, October 05, 2008

This blogram brought to you in part by...

THE COMMERCIAL EDITION.



I really, really love it when the fabulous ladies of Mom Central let me test out some really great products.

Being a fan of WD 40 (shut up, pervert), I was REALLY jazzed to get to try out the WD 40 SPOT SHOT Carpet Stain Remover & Odor Eliminator.

It was GREAT, because along with the sample they sent a piece of carpet, a tiny bottle of chocolate and a bottle of ammonia and two little brushes so you could test the product & not worry about the colorfastness of your own carpet!
Plus also my daughter thought it was really cool, so I let her take it to my mom's house to try out.

When I went to pick up my daughter, I noticed mom's area rug in the living room smelled really good and fresh, AND the spot where my 1 1/2 year old niece had spilled juice was gone.

SCORE!

I didn't really think I was going to get a chance to test this product, since my mother liked it so well she took it over to my sister's house (who has several dogs AND a toddler AND light-colored carpet) without even letting me try it ONCE.
My sister was very happy with it.

I had to throw a little fit to get my Spot Shot back just to test it. They were all, "Can't you just say that we loved it and it works really well?"

Um, NO.

Most of my floors are hardwood - due to the fact that the previous tenants could've seriously used this product, as they had dogs that stayed inside all day & when I moved in, the burgundy (ugly) carpet was stinky and bleached out in many spots and I pulled it all up when I moved in. I do have a couple of rooms that are still carpeted, though.

As many of you know, my son is in diapers and in a wheelchair, and frequently the diapers are leaky & then the wheelchair smells like pee.

NOT.ANYMORE.


This stuff kicks Febreze's ASS in the odor elimination department.
I haven't even tried it on any carpet spots yet...I'm saving it for the pee.


If you missed the live show on Friday night...well, you missed a whole hell of a lot of fun. And some drunkenness (not mine). And of course, all the excellent music.

GET THE PODCAST.


Winter is coming (and so are Christmas and Hanukah and other delightful gift-giving days!)....
So it's time for you to BUY, BUY, BUY!

Why?

Because The BossLady is having a BIG SALE, with all sorts of big name designers - tons of which are NEW WITH THE TAGS! - at 70%, 80%, and even 90% OFF the retail price!

SHOES, like Marni and Alberta Ferretti.
Cashmere sweaters. Coats. Jackets. Also skirts, suits, jeans, purses, belts, and a ton of true vintage wear.

CHECK IT OUT.


And now back to your regularly scheduled program.

Saturday, September 29, 2007

Saturday Ad Circular

I haven't plugged the BossLady in quite some time--but with autumn upon us and winter not far behind I thought I'd let you designer mavens know that we've got TONS of BRAND NEW stuff--with tags!--(including deliciously soft cashmere & silk jackets and sweaters) for 70%-75% OFF the retail price.

If you go for vintage clothing, we've got plenty of that as well...some of it will be PERFECT for making your HALLOWEEN COSTUMES!

OH YEAH! And we've got some NEW IN THE BOX gorgeous shoes and buttery soft leather boots--Prada, Marni, Stella McCartney, Steve Madden, Alexander McQueen, & MORE!

AND! BIG $9.99 SALE on a big ol' bunch of stuff--some NEW WITH TAGS!
Come visit our store and buy lots of stuff. Do your Christmas shopping with us!

COCKTAIL DRESSES and FORMAL DRESSES for those holiday parties are being added now!

New stuff added daily!!


Hey, it's better than google ads, right? Right.


I love you. Pass it on.

Sunday, August 20, 2006

Pink Gelatinous Goo for EVERYONE!

You know, if I had your phone number I would totally call you after 9pm and on weekends.

Then we could dish on all our other blogfriends.

What I mean to say is that we'd talk about how dishy all our other blogfriends are.
Mmmmm hmmmmm.


I had a bizarre dream last night that involved Robby Benson.
MAN O MAN did he look yum...those eyes, those eyes.
And he said he'd never even watched Beauty And The Beast, which struck me as odd.

(TWO DEGREES of separation...Robby is brother to the LAUNDRY line clothing designer Shelli Segal. I list and photograph Shelli Segal's clothing.
It's almost like I'm a member of the family.)


I have four empty FUZE bottles sitting on the floor next to my desk.
Please don't ask me why, for I have no answer.
Except that I.LOVE.FUZE.


Sunday Spam
...because these message subjects are SURE to make me want to open that email:


"Bad erection? You are welcome."

Umm...thank you?

"It seems you wish to have sex longer!"

No, I wished for a million dollars. But you were close.

"Take pleasure from Act while others wait!"

I can't, it's too distracting when you know there's a line outside the door.
That's why the red light was on.

"Even when the cute babe drives you, it occurs before or shortly after penetration"

**PAGING CUTE BABES! I need you to drive me.
To the grocery store. Thanks a mil.