So I had completely forgotten I still had podomatic accounts - remember when I used to upload the shows in case you missed the live version? #Nostalgia
Let's Friday Night together.
From 2009 and 2010: FRIDAY NIGHT LIVE with Monty!
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Showing posts with label friday night live. Show all posts
Friday, June 19, 2015
Monday, February 08, 2010
*SLACKER*
Head over to my podcast page for more "new" (oKAY, newly POSTED) episodes!
Some are less crappy than others. You'll just have to listen for yourself.
Some are less crappy than others. You'll just have to listen for yourself.
Friday, October 24, 2008
EVERY moment could be a Hallmark moment
The other day on Twitter we were thinking up greeting cards that really ARE for every occasion.
Here are a few of my favorites that I came up with.
If you follow me on Twitter, feel free to skip this because you've probably already seen it.
You treat me like a Queen!
But for the last time, I swear I AM STRAIGHT.
I don't know what I'd do without you!
But I'd like to give it a six-month try.
I'm so sorry...
That on our recent trip to Mexico I drank the water...and shit my pants.
I'm sorry...
That I got so drunk on our date that I killed your fish when I puked in your aquarium.
I fell in love with you in cyberspace/But then we met and I saw your face/Now that's a memory I long to erase.
If I had a quarter for every time I thought of you...
I could pay the parking meter for a whole hour.
I smile when I think about you every morning...
Because I'm plotting your death.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
I bought you this very expensive gift so you'd feel guilty about missing MY birthday.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY from all of us!
Because none of us likes you well enough to spring for a card individually.
So...how many can I put you down for?
TONIGHT - 9pm Central/10pm Eastern/7pm Pacific
for
FRIDAY NIGHT LIVE!
Tonight's show: MOOD MUSIC
And we all know I'm a woman of many, many moods.
Tune it in. TURN IT UP.
Join the true insanity in the Chat Room.
Here are a few of my favorites that I came up with.
If you follow me on Twitter, feel free to skip this because you've probably already seen it.
You treat me like a Queen!
But for the last time, I swear I AM STRAIGHT.
I don't know what I'd do without you!
But I'd like to give it a six-month try.
I'm so sorry...
That on our recent trip to Mexico I drank the water...and shit my pants.
I'm sorry...
That I got so drunk on our date that I killed your fish when I puked in your aquarium.
I fell in love with you in cyberspace/But then we met and I saw your face/Now that's a memory I long to erase.
If I had a quarter for every time I thought of you...
I could pay the parking meter for a whole hour.
I smile when I think about you every morning...
Because I'm plotting your death.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
I bought you this very expensive gift so you'd feel guilty about missing MY birthday.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY from all of us!
Because none of us likes you well enough to spring for a card individually.
So...how many can I put you down for?
for
FRIDAY NIGHT LIVE!
Tonight's show: MOOD MUSIC
And we all know I'm a woman of many, many moods.
Tune it in. TURN IT UP.
Join the true insanity in the Chat Room.
Friday, August 22, 2008
Getting my pimp on.
First things first...
Would you LOOKA THAT? VOTE FOR ME when the voting opens. There may be a little som'm som'm in it for you.
You KNOW I'm a slut.
Come on, wouldn't you like a calendar with my picture on it? Maybe I'll get lucky & can be Ms. February and I'll wear strategically placed candy hearts.
IT COULD HAPPEN.
And also...
Don't forget to check out Mike's Place! Because he likes me better than you, I GET MY VERY OWN PAGE. Take a peep.
Last but not least...
TONIGHT! FRIDAY NIGHT LIVE! Only on EMPIRE Radio.
9pm Central, 10pm Eastern, 7pm Pacific (okay OKAY, 8pm Mountain time)
Tonight we present: Call In Your Dedication with Delilah!
Okay, it's not really Delilah. It's me. But I'm ever so much cooler and stuff.
You'll have to add me to your skype: aka.monty
Tune it in. TURN IT UP.
The Mosh Pit will be open!
Come and bring me a live request.
That is all.
Have a day.
Would you LOOKA THAT? VOTE FOR ME when the voting opens. There may be a little som'm som'm in it for you.
You KNOW I'm a slut.
Come on, wouldn't you like a calendar with my picture on it? Maybe I'll get lucky & can be Ms. February and I'll wear strategically placed candy hearts.
IT COULD HAPPEN.
And also...
Don't forget to check out Mike's Place! Because he likes me better than you, I GET MY VERY OWN PAGE. Take a peep.
Last but not least...
9pm Central, 10pm Eastern, 7pm Pacific (okay OKAY, 8pm Mountain time)
Tonight we present: Call In Your Dedication with Delilah!
Okay, it's not really Delilah. It's me. But I'm ever so much cooler and stuff.
You'll have to add me to your skype: aka.monty
Tune it in. TURN IT UP.
The Mosh Pit will be open!
Come and bring me a live request.
That is all.
Have a day.
Wednesday, August 13, 2008
How dumb ARE you?
Dear Everyone who will ever consider running for President of the US:
DON'T. FUCK. AROUND. ON. YOUR. SPOUSE.
Seriously, have you NOT been paying attention the last 40 or 50 years?
SOMEBODY ALWAYS TALKS. And then your poor spouse and kids get slapped in the face with YOUR weakness and infidelity over & over again.
It's simple: if you cheat on your spouse or your taxes, the story will come out.
IT WILL.
So suck it up, keep your dick in your pants, and don't humiliate your wife & kids.
mkay?
Good.
Sincerely tired of political foibles,
Monty
ONE MORE THING.
Make sure you grab the podcast for last week's Friday Night Live - GEORGE-A-PALOOZA!
Lots of fun things happened.
You'll see.
Or, rather, HEAR.
DON'T. FUCK. AROUND. ON. YOUR. SPOUSE.
Seriously, have you NOT been paying attention the last 40 or 50 years?
SOMEBODY ALWAYS TALKS. And then your poor spouse and kids get slapped in the face with YOUR weakness and infidelity over & over again.
It's simple: if you cheat on your spouse or your taxes, the story will come out.
IT WILL.
So suck it up, keep your dick in your pants, and don't humiliate your wife & kids.
mkay?
Good.
Sincerely tired of political foibles,
Monty
ONE MORE THING.
Make sure you grab the podcast for last week's Friday Night Live - GEORGE-A-PALOOZA!
Lots of fun things happened.
You'll see.
Or, rather, HEAR.
Saturday, August 02, 2008
Just trying to make it a little easier for you...
First, a HUGE THANK YOU to those fabulous and very good friends who tune in nearly every week, who make me laugh in the chatroom, and who download the show afterward.
You're the best.
♥♥♥
You're the best.
♥♥♥
Friday, August 01, 2008
Double Shot Of My Baby's Love...or something like that.
9pm Central, 10pm Eastern, 7pm Pacific (okay OKAY, 8pm Mountain time)
Tonight we present: DOUBLE-SHOT FRIDAY!
It's more than just music. It's a drinking game.
The best of both worlds, yes?
AND!
A special DOUBLE-THEME tonight that you don't want to miss!
Tune it in. TURN IT UP.
The Mosh Pit will be open!
Come and bring me a live request.
Come get a double-shot of my love, baby.
Friday, July 04, 2008
HAPPY INDEPENDENCE DAY!
Let's all take a moment to remember what this day means to each of us.
TONIGHT! FRIDAY NIGHT LIVE! Only on EMPIRE Radio.
9pm Central, 10pm Eastern, 7pm Pacific
Tonight we present: HOT FUN IN THE SUMMERTIME!
Having a 4th of July party? I'll play you some music that'll heat things up. Hook up the BIG speakers to your computer and...
Tune it in. TURN IT UP.
The Mosh Pit will be open!
Come and bring me a live request.
9pm Central, 10pm Eastern, 7pm Pacific
Tonight we present: HOT FUN IN THE SUMMERTIME!
Having a 4th of July party? I'll play you some music that'll heat things up. Hook up the BIG speakers to your computer and...
Tune it in. TURN IT UP.
The Mosh Pit will be open!
Come and bring me a live request.
Friday, June 27, 2008
Time to get your groove on.
9pm Central, 10pm Eastern, 7pm Pacific
Tonight we present: EMO-PALOOZA!
That's right -- put on your black clothes, grab a razor, and feel the angst.
Tune it in. TURN IT UP.
The Mosh Pit will be open!
Come and bring me a live request.
Hey, the
Friday, June 20, 2008
It's Miller MONTY TIME!
9pm Central, 10pm Eastern, 7pm Pacific
With a very special co-ho, Jack from Wander Radio!
Time to tune it in and TURN IT UP: EMPIRE RADIO (or click Listen Here)
The Mosh Pit will be open!
Come and bring me a live request.
Hey, the
Wednesday, June 11, 2008
And PS Kathy Griffin started the whole SUCK IT thing a long time ago.
I removed my earlier post because after visiting some blogs I realized that eerily, my post could be taken in the completely wrong context by people I'd never knowingly hurt.
Probably I'll put it back up at a time when several people won't think "BITCH IS TALKING ABOUT ME!", because most likely I wasn't. Or at least, not entirely.
I'm known for my excellentill timing, of course.
And PS If you people would JUST TELL ME EVERYTHING, that wouldn't happen. Quite so often, anyway.
I would just like to remind everyone (including myself) that just because you read a post (here, there, or anywhere) that tweaks your (or my) conscience, it doesn't necessarily mean that the author had you (or me) in mind when it was written.
I've deleted several emails before I could send them, several tweets before I could post them, several posts before I could publish them.
Apparently I'm having a love affair with Delete today.
That never happens to me.
Sometimes there is more than one villain in a story.
We'd do well to remember the innocents.
"Make no promises when seized by joy; write no letters when seized by anger.” -Chinese Proverb
Which is why Delete and I just became such good friends.
We all have opinions on damn near everything; that's the beauty of blogging.
Sometimes, however, discretion is the better part of valor.
And sometimes offering my opinions is due more to a selfish need to be heard rather than any constructive reason.
Because as much as I'd like to believe otherwise, it's really NOT all about me.
Although it damn well should be.
Is all I'm saying.
Sometimes minding my own business is underrated.
Sometimes being able to vent my spleen confidentially to good friends -rather than here- makes all the difference in the world.
It becalms my mind, eases my heart, and refreshes my soul.
Plus also lets me think about things from different perspectives - and more rationally than I may have done on my own.
So, you know, thanks for that. <3
Condescension, patronization, attempting to make others feel small or ashamed and always having to get the last word in are very, very unattractive qualities in a person.
Hence some of my twitter unfollows.
Seriously, I'm an attention whore, but there are those who make me look like a rank amateur.
Hence even more of my twitter unfollows.
and now for the bad news...
Sorry, there will be no Friday Night Live Show tonight.
Feel free to weep, wail, keen, gnash your teeth, tear at your hair and tell me how much you will miss me.
I have to meet The Sperm Donor at the buttcrack of dawn in Ardmore, which is two hours from my house and about halfway between our respective homes.
So I've got a ton of shit still to accomplish, and I've got to get to bed at a decent hour.
With gas prices so high, it'll cost about the same if I stay in a cheap motel rather than driving back & forth, so I'll have no internet this weekend.
Which sucks for me, but may be a ray of sunshine in the dark for YOU.
Make sure you tune in to Friday Night Live next week, because I'll have a special co-host!'
OH and PS: If any of you are going to be around Ardmore this weekend, holla. Let's have a drink.
And also - since I will have no internet, please text and/or call so that I will be entertained. Kthx.
That is all.
Have a day.
Probably I'll put it back up at a time when several people won't think "BITCH IS TALKING ABOUT ME!", because most likely I wasn't. Or at least, not entirely.
I'm known for my excellent
And PS If you people would JUST TELL ME EVERYTHING, that wouldn't happen. Quite so often, anyway.
I would just like to remind everyone (including myself) that just because you read a post (here, there, or anywhere) that tweaks your (or my) conscience, it doesn't necessarily mean that the author had you (or me) in mind when it was written.
I've deleted several emails before I could send them, several tweets before I could post them, several posts before I could publish them.
Apparently I'm having a love affair with Delete today.
That never happens to me.
Sometimes there is more than one villain in a story.
We'd do well to remember the innocents.
"Make no promises when seized by joy; write no letters when seized by anger.” -Chinese Proverb
Which is why Delete and I just became such good friends.
We all have opinions on damn near everything; that's the beauty of blogging.
Sometimes, however, discretion is the better part of valor.
And sometimes offering my opinions is due more to a selfish need to be heard rather than any constructive reason.
Because as much as I'd like to believe otherwise, it's really NOT all about me.
Although it damn well should be.
Is all I'm saying.
Sometimes minding my own business is underrated.
Sometimes being able to vent my spleen confidentially to good friends -rather than here- makes all the difference in the world.
It becalms my mind, eases my heart, and refreshes my soul.
Plus also lets me think about things from different perspectives - and more rationally than I may have done on my own.
So, you know, thanks for that. <3
Condescension, patronization, attempting to make others feel small or ashamed and always having to get the last word in are very, very unattractive qualities in a person.
Hence some of my twitter unfollows.
Seriously, I'm an attention whore, but there are those who make me look like a rank amateur.
Hence even more of my twitter unfollows.
and now for the bad news...
Sorry, there will be no Friday Night Live Show tonight.
Feel free to weep, wail, keen, gnash your teeth, tear at your hair and tell me how much you will miss me.
I have to meet The Sperm Donor at the buttcrack of dawn in Ardmore, which is two hours from my house and about halfway between our respective homes.
So I've got a ton of shit still to accomplish, and I've got to get to bed at a decent hour.
With gas prices so high, it'll cost about the same if I stay in a cheap motel rather than driving back & forth, so I'll have no internet this weekend.
Which sucks for me, but may be a ray of sunshine in the dark for YOU.
Make sure you tune in to Friday Night Live next week, because I'll have a special co-host!'
OH and PS: If any of you are going to be around Ardmore this weekend, holla. Let's have a drink.
And also - since I will have no internet, please text and/or call so that I will be entertained. Kthx.
That is all.
Have a day.
Friday, June 06, 2008
Because if you don't listen, you might be a douchebag.
9pm Central, 10pm Eastern, 7pm Pacific
It's PETTY-PALOOZA!!
Tom Petty, that is. And maybe some Heartbreakers.
Time to tune it in and TURN IT UP: EMPIRE RADIO (or click Listen Here)
The Mosh Pit will be open!
Come and bring me a live request.
Hey, some of the other reasonably cool kids are doin' it.
Friday, May 30, 2008
Because you BETTER NOT FORGET.
9pm Central, 10pm Eastern, 7pm Pacific
It's BILLY-PALOOZA!!
We'll be playing Billy all night long, baby.
Which Billy? I guess you'd better tune in to find out.
Time to tune it in and TURN IT UP: EMPIRE RADIO (or click Listen Here)
The Mosh Pit will be open!
Come and bring me a live request.
Hey, some of the other reasonably cool kids are doin' it.
Monday, May 05, 2008
A delicious review...and some other stuff
One of the things I like about Mom Central is the opportunity to review cool stuff.Well, some things are cooler than others, but hey - FREE GOODS. Right?
This time was a total score.
You know I love my coffee. I also love to try energy drinks - especially when I'm gearing up for the Blogathon and 24 hours of straight blogging. I tried a lot of coffee the first year & MAN it tore up my stomach. I had acid reflux almost until the next blogathon.
Last year I tried a variety of energy drinks, and I have to say that: TAB ENERGY DRINK tastes like a can off ass juice.
Also the Monster drink with the red writing, and some weird off-brand I bought for 89 cents at Walgreen's.
THE.SUCK.
So Mom Central asked if I'd like to try an energy drink made by Ocean Spray, and since I like their Cran-Grape, I was all for it.
What I got was a couple bottles of Cranergy, in Cranberry Lift and Raspberry Cranberry Lift.
First of all? YUM
Second of all? It didn't give me a huge rush, it didn't give me the jitters, and it didn't make me clench my jaws--which is what I do when I'm all jazzed up on caffeine and/or energy drinks.
What I liked about Cranergy (besides the delicious flavor) was that it did give me a gentle boost and sort of...unfuzzed my tired brain. I felt more alert and awake.
The first bottle I drank in the morning-time in lieu of coffee; I KNOW, right? But it seemed to do the trick, and I didn't even have to wait for it to brew.
The second bottle I tried the next day in the late afternoon (around 4pm I usually start fading & need a lift), and it boosted me nicely so that I didn't yawn my way through dinner. Also? Did NOT make it hard for me to sleep that night.
It's got green tea extract, antioxidents, the all-important B vitamins and - here's the good part if you're a calorie counter - 50% fewer calories compared to other energy drinks and sodas.
Since I'm in the midst of dieting right now (BLAH!), that was a bonus.
So try some Cranergy. It does not taste like ass-juice, and is WAY tastier than Red Bull.Is all I'm saying.
in case you missed it live...
You can get the podcast!
FRIDAY NIGHT LIVE - YOU ARE THE STAR OF MY SHOW!
It's one you don't want to miss - some of my friends from twitter.com sang some songs! They were awesome. I also had a fantastic and very funny co-ho, PseudoJoe.
It wants to be heard. It NEEDS to be heard.
This coming Friday will be YOU ARE THE STAR PART II.
Record me a song (with YOU singing, naturally), email it, and I'll play it for tens of people! Woo!
Hurry up though, I won't wait forever.
**BONUS! This week's guest co-ho is none other than Mr. Fabulous himself!
You'll really, really want to be there.
Friday, May 02, 2008
FRIDAY FRIDAY FRIDAY
9pm Central, 10pm Eastern, 7pm Pacific
It's the YOU BE THE STAR show!!
That's right, we've got some excellent singers I found in my twitter.com stream
(PART II next week - won't you sing me a song? Be the star of Friday Night Live!)
Time to tune it in and TURN IT UP: EMPIRE RADIO
The Mosh Pit will be open!
Come and bring me a live request.
Hey, everyone else is doin' it.
Friday, April 11, 2008
It's raining babies! Halleluja!
That's right, it's a baby shower! Turn your umbrellas upside down.Raehan is one of my oldest (and most favorite) blogfriends. She's sweet natured and gentle, super-intelligent and kind -- I know, I know, my complete opposite. Why are we friends again?
Mostly through my good luck and her bad taste. :)
ANYWAY.
The beauteous Raehan is due to give birth very, very soon, and we're having a virtual baby shower! It's open to all you lovely people, and you don't even have to bring a gift (but of course, you can if you want to - GO HERE to donate to the cause!).
Her due date is officially April 29, but since MY birthday is April 19th, I took that date in the baby pool. COME ON BABY, it's only 10 days early! Do me right.
Now, YOU run on over to Raehan's Place and tell her congratulations and have a glass of punch. Make sure you get the green punch, because that's the bowl I spiked.
LOVE YOU, RAE!! And all your babies too. xoxoxoxoxoxox
And also?
9pm Central, 10pm Eastern, 7pm Pacific
It's COLOR-PALOOZA!!
Songs with all the colors of the rainbow will abound tonight.
And Empire Radio is all moved into its new home - LISTEN HERE or HERE!
The Mosh Pit will be open!
Come and bring me a live request.
Hey, everyone else is doin' it.
Friday, April 04, 2008
TWO IMPORTANT THINGIES!
First...
TONIGHT! FRIDAY NIGHT LIVE!
9pm Central, 10pm Eastern, 7pm Pacific
It's the ALL REQUEST SHOW!!
And Empire Radio is all moved into its new home - LISTEN HERE!
The Mosh Pit will be open!
Come and bring me a live request.
Hey, everyone else is doin' it.
AND ALSO!
This Sunday, APRIL 6th at 6pm EASTERN - It's the
BIG HONKIN' DUET SHOW
with Mr. Fabulous!
You won't want to miss it on Blog Talk Radio.
9pm Central, 10pm Eastern, 7pm Pacific
It's the ALL REQUEST SHOW!!
And Empire Radio is all moved into its new home - LISTEN HERE!
The Mosh Pit will be open!
Come and bring me a live request.
Hey, everyone else is doin' it.
AND ALSO!
This Sunday, APRIL 6th at 6pm EASTERN - It's the
BIG HONKIN' DUET SHOW
with Mr. Fabulous!
You won't want to miss it on Blog Talk Radio.
Friday, March 21, 2008
It's finally Friday, thank the sweet baby Jesus.
9pm CST, 10pm EST, 7pm PST
It's TEEN DREAM-A-PALOOZA!
(courtesy of Nicole and Miss Meliss)
It's like an audio edition of Tiger Beat, only with less pictures.
Can you handle the Cassidys? Leif? SPRINGFIELD?
TUNE IT IN and TURN IT UP! Listen HERE or HERE
The Mosh Pit will be open!
Hey baby, what's your sign? will be brought to you by Random Nicole!
Some of the cool kids will be there. Don't you want to hang out with us?
Dear Seattle,
Keep your stinking basketball team. Srsly. Shut up the bitching. Sure, I agree you deserve a nice new arena...but if the fans would've been more supportive BEFORE NOW, the move wouldn't be in question.
So suck it.
Love and kisses,
Monty
Dear Grant Hill,
You and the basketball you rode in on, pal. You just sound ignorant sometimes...like when you open your mouth.
FYI, it's only cold here like three months out of the year.
So you can suck it too.
And PS your friends Shaq & Charles Barkley can suck it as well. We have more than chickens here, we also have gay-bashing politicians, mullet-wearing rednecks, and judges who whack off whilst hearing cases on the bench. We've got plenty enough to be embarrassed about without you throwing poultry in the mix.
Love and kisses,
Monty
Friday, March 07, 2008
Self Promotion, because my middle name is Vanity
Plus I need the comfort of the ego-stroking, since my car died yesterday and we're waiting on the autopsy to be complete before we can bury it. *sob*
Can you believe it? Someone put an old post of mine on Digg; maybe you could digg it, baby.
AND!
I didn't campaign for votes last year...but what the hell, everyone else does it and I'm just ablack sheep anyways:
VOTE FOR ME! I'm totally the UNDER underdog. Like the one at the very bottom of the dogpile.
I know some of 'em are a real stretch, but just do it, 'kay?
Yes, I totally voted for myself. But I voted for some of you guys, too, so it all works out.
TONIGHT! FRIDAY NIGHT LIVE!
9pm CST, 10pm EST, 7pm PST
It's COVER-PALOOZA!
Good covers, bad covers, covers you didn't know existed.
TUNE IT IN and TURN IT UP! Listen HERE or HERE
The Mosh Pit will be open!
Some of the cool kids will be there. Don't you want to hang out with them?
AND!
Last but not least:
Listen to the podcast of me on the air with Jeckles on Shitty Blog Radio -- at least, listen to it as soon as he gets it posted tonight.
That is all.
Have a day.
Can you believe it? Someone put an old post of mine on Digg; maybe you could digg it, baby.
AND!
I didn't campaign for votes last year...but what the hell, everyone else does it and I'm just a
VOTE FOR ME! I'm totally the UNDER underdog. Like the one at the very bottom of the dogpile.
I know some of 'em are a real stretch, but just do it, 'kay?
Yes, I totally voted for myself. But I voted for some of you guys, too, so it all works out.
9pm CST, 10pm EST, 7pm PST
It's COVER-PALOOZA!
Good covers, bad covers, covers you didn't know existed.
TUNE IT IN and TURN IT UP! Listen HERE or HERE
The Mosh Pit will be open!
Some of the cool kids will be there. Don't you want to hang out with them?
AND!
Last but not least:
Listen to the podcast of me on the air with Jeckles on Shitty Blog Radio -- at least, listen to it as soon as he gets it posted tonight.
That is all.
Have a day.
Friday, February 22, 2008
FAB FOUR PLUS ME! woo!
but first...
I am made of suck.
I just realized I have not blogged ALL WEEK, not since last Friday.
THE HELL??
Plus also? I have not even read my bloglines. I am a terrible friend. I KNOW.
Sorry.
I'll try to make it up with you in sexual favors, 'kay? If you'll just line up over to the left...
FRIDAY NIGHT LIVE!
(with me, of course)
Tonight. 9pm CST, 10pm EST
Only on Empire Radio
It's BEATLES-PALOOZA!
Who doesn't love The Fab Four?
Tune in HERE or HERE.
THE MOSH PIT will be open!
I am made of suck.
I just realized I have not blogged ALL WEEK, not since last Friday.
THE HELL??
Plus also? I have not even read my bloglines. I am a terrible friend. I KNOW.
Sorry.
I'll try to make it up with you in sexual favors, 'kay? If you'll just line up over to the left...
(with me, of course)
Tonight. 9pm CST, 10pm EST
Only on Empire Radio
It's BEATLES-PALOOZA!
Who doesn't love The Fab Four?
Tune in HERE or HERE.
THE MOSH PIT will be open!
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