Friday, October 21, 2005

Oh geez...

I WON! I WON! I....won?
Worst Photo Contest
So, what do I win, MommaK, what do I win?

I'm not sure if I should say "Thank you" or send hate mail. :)
I think I only won because I voted for myself...I couldn't in good conscience suggest that anyone else looked worse than I did.

Here is my second-choice submission...that year in 8th grade that I was evidently attempting to win the "Poodle" category at the AKC Championships...

Who in the hell was in charge of picking out my glasses?!?
For crap's sake.
Believe it or don't, I actually had a boyfriend at that time...I can only say that love must truly be blind.

And I am eternally grateful that God decided to give me smarts.

In other news...

I have to say that it has been a virtual love-fest 'round The Daily Bitch this past week.
I've been called a hottie, one of the 'cool' kids, adorable, and cute. I'm positively blushing.
Of course, all the lovely ego-stroking has resulted in my becoming quite insufferably arrogant. Rest assured that when people start to complain about that little fact, I will be naming names and pointing fingers at those of you who did this to me. :)

So I offer a big HUG and SMOOCH to all of you...I might even slip you a little tongue. Have a Tic-Tac.

I ♥ you.
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