SAAAWOOON. I have hit the big time now! Comedy guru Mike Doe has given me my very own page at his place!
I am now such a starlet that I intend to go around in short skirts and no underwear... oh. Wait. Never mind - I already do that.
I intend to go get drunk and make a fool out of myself in public.... oh. Wait...
I intend to tip off the paparazzi whenever I leave my house so that they can follow me around & I can act all irritated and stuff and pretend I don't like it.
That is, if they ever return my calls. So far, no joy.
Who's got a camera?