Saturday, July 29, 2006

Fractured Fairy Tales, Mad Libs style

Once upon a time there has a young LOCKSMITH named BOB. He was SILENTLY RETCHING in the SMELLY forest when he met LICE-RIDDEN JOSH, a run-away STREET SWEEPER from the FUGLY Queen MICHELE.

BOB could see that LICE-RIDDEN JOSH was hungry so he reached into his ZIPLOCK BAG and give him his PERNICIOUS LIMBURGER CHEESE. LICE-RIDDEN JOSH was thankful for BOB's LIMBURGER CHEESE, so he told BOB a very BRAINY story about Queen MICHELE's daughter KIMBERLY. How her mother, the FUGLY Queen MICHELE, kept her locked away in a IGLOO protected by a gigantic OCELOT, because KIMBERLY was so ROACH INFESTED.

BOB VOMITED. He vowed to LICE-RIDDEN JOSH the STREET SWEEPER that he would save the ROACH INFESTED KIMBERLY. He would SWIM the OCELOT, and take KIMBERLY far away from her eveil mother, the FUGLY Queen MICHELE, and KISS her.

Then, all of the sudden, there was a SMUG EARTHQUAKE and LICE-RIDDEN JOSH the STREET SWEEPER began to laugh. With a puff of smoke he turned into the gigantic OCELOT from his story. FUGLY Queen MICHELE PISSED out from behind a DART and struck BOB dead. In the far off IGLOO you could hear a YODEL.


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