Monday, May 16, 2005

Wha'?

From the "You've got to be shitting me!" Files...

Some genius is now selling Marijuana Flavored Suckers.
Way to go, guy. Let's start those kids off early.

Next I'll be awaiting the release of cocaine flavored truffles.


NOW then.

Sometimes, life is all about the choices we make.

I sort've stole the premise for this game from Chase...hope you don't mind, buddy! :)

So you've decided to invite a guest for dinner.
Who do you choose?

Timothy Leary OR Denis Leary?

Harrison Ford OR George Harrison?

Barbara Eden OR Barbra Walters?

Will Smith OR Willie Aames?

Al Franken OR Frankenstein?

Rachel Hunter OR Rachel Dratch?

Ann-Margret OR Margaret Thatcher?

Dorothy Hamel OR Dorothy Parker?

Mark Twain OR Mark Wahlberg?

Now, what do you think your choices say about you?


in medical news...
The cottonwood is crazy-bad around here...
perhaps that's why by head is stuff'd ub an throbbine...

I feel like an industrial sized can of hammered dogshit.

I'm just sayin'.

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