and she answered me with a belch.
I mean she did the belch-talk thing.
I had to wipe a proud tear from my eye.
Yesterday she came home from school bubbling over about the Spring Fling dance.
I told her she could probably go, if she didn't get in my bad books & get grounded before then.
ASKED HER TO GO.
To the dance.
I'm SO not ready for that.
WhywhyWHY didn't I send her to the convent like I planned?
I think I'm having a panic attack.
P.S. Where can I get a shotgun?
P.P.S. I don't need ammunition, I just want to look threatening.