Wednesday, December 20, 2006

Well shuck my drawers & call me nekkid

HOLY SHIT!
We just had a 2.5 earthquake.
!!!
Yeah, I know, some of you are thinking, "Big deal!"
But this is Oklahoma, for crap's sake. We get tornadoes, not earthquakes.
It made a big boom.


Did you know? Hershey's has Cordial Cherry Kisses.
And did you know? they are the height of gastronomic delight.
Orgasmic.
*shudder*


Don't forget to tune in to my Christmas Eve show on Sunday, 8pm.
There's going to be a new contest.


I got my Christmas cards out a little late.
I'm in hopes they'll arrive before Christmas...but don't hold your breath.


That is all.

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