If you're one of those many zillions of people who don't know much about me...let me fill you in.
Okay, so I'm single. Many single women nowadays are looking to online dating.
I'm pretty specific in what I want. And what I'll settle for.
So I'm putting out the word to all the guys at Hot or Not who want to Meet Me...
KEYWORDS I WILL AVOID LIKE THE BLACK PLAGUE:
Beer
Partying
Sex
Makin out (yes, someone had actually used that)
hot chicks
clubbin
drinkin
jack daniels
getting high
booze
anime porn (oh ICK)
riding harley's (riding harley's WHAT?)
Milatery (You're in it and you don't know how to spell it?)
And here's another tip: 35-45 age group limit is NOT just a suggestion, nor is it negotiable.
So in case you can't count very well...23 does NOT fall into that age group. Neither does 56.
and on another note...
When do I have to officially give up my self-delusions and start calling my "laugh-lines" what they really are~~wrinkles and crow's feet?
Does it make me a bad person that I worked up this post during church? Only during the hymns, though.
19 comments:
you never have to give up your dellusions! say it with me! damn, what else have we got. i'm kidding. really. i love my thirties. i really do.
Yep, always cooking something round at Humanyms. Pancakes today. And a weird beet-kasha salad that we might just discretely dump.
http://kenwheaton.blogspot.com/ is about the dating scene. You might enjoy it too.
How did you set up the option to add "other" to anonymous or blogger name?
Pearl, I had nothing to do with it, I'm afraid. It's all blogger.com's doing. :)
honestyrain, I can hope that being on the downhill side of 30 will be better. *sigh*
Lynda, I think you're right! I'll blame it on the hymns. :D
Michele sent me to tell you that I'd be good for a date. I'd have to ask my wife first, though. Right after she finishes bustin' me up, we could go for a rip roarin' good time.
My laugh lines will always be laugh lines; I think yours can be, too.
Had it been me at church, I would've been thinking about my post during everything BUT the hymns; it's the singing that really makes it a religious experience for me.
Oh, and I'm coming by from Michele's Sunday party, too.
I think I'd add "pickumup truck" and "mullet".
You go girl! I am turning 36 next week. It was only four years ago that I was out there clubbing my butt off..
I would add bondage to that list!
Well unless your into that kind of thing LOL :) By the way, youv'e been Tished!!!!!
Hi, I'm here from Michele's Meet n' greet". Funny coincidence that. Laugh lines are forever. Never give up. :-)
Just had to stop by from Michele's meet and greet. Hope you never stop laughing...at all the crazy men, of course!
Bah, only 29 and missing out on the age limit. ;)
Age/sex/loc plz!!1!
Beer? Don't like it.
Partying? Well, there's been a time or two.
Sex? *Gulp* Strike 1
Makin out? Did some of that in high school.
Hot chicks? yeah, right :)
drinkin? I don't do it often enough for it to be a keyword.
Jack Daniels? I'm more of a rum man.
Getting high? Haven't done it enough times for it to count.
Booze? See drinkin
Anime porn? WTF?
Riding Harleys? Nope. Sadly, I'm just a minivan driver.
Milatery? Nope, but I do work in a skool! Oops.
ROFL, mainly beause my ex husband is in the military, and he can't spell it either. Great post, it's pretty applicable to all single women out there! BTW, you've been Tished!
I think a good rule of thumb would be to weed out ANYONE who leaves off the last letter of words on a fairly consistent basis.(i.e. drinkin', partyin'..) Also any grown adult who talks like this:
"I would like 2 meet u."
Like, gag me with a spoon.
Shrinks. Date shrinks.
I have them, too, and don't let anyone tell you that they are anything but laugh-lines!! I have crows-feet, but you really don't want to know where.
I came her by Tish
I have them, too, and don't let anyone tell you that they are anything but laugh-lines!! I have crows-feet, but you really don't want to know where.
I came her by Tish.
Never give up! Admit nothing! Also, feel free to add my list of keywords to avoid. I'm serious, it's a festival of insanity out there. OH, and I had horrible luck on Eek!Harmony. Lots of grooms looking for a bride. "Dysfunction Junction." Had an ultra conservative, "No fat chicks," "I can't have a woman who swears" mentality. But, maybe I'm just a crass fat ass? ;)
Well, I guess you're out of my league. I'm 32. Sorry mama.
Love,
Monkeyballs22
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