So I had completely forgotten I still had podomatic accounts - remember when I used to upload the shows in case you missed the live version? #Nostalgia
Let's Friday Night together.
From 2009 and 2010: FRIDAY NIGHT LIVE with Monty!
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Showing posts with label radio radio. Show all posts
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Wednesday, June 30, 2010
Women Are Not Funny. Theoretically.
Behold me in all my glory! This Friday at 4pm ET I will be the much honored and fêted (not fetid)(although some would debate that) superdeeduper special best of anyone ever guest on Women Are Not Funny with t
You will want to be there, if only to make fun of me as I sit in awkward silence for 60 minutes before becoming belligerent and possibly drunk and do my best to ruin not only this particular show but also Kay's ENTIRE REPUTATION.
I mean, she's already got a bad reputation, but I'm talking about ruining her professionally. That kind of thing is just really fun for me.
Aaaaand I know my own show is on a temporary hiatus, I really think that I should celebrate being on Kay's show by having a Friday Night Live at its regular time - Friday night at 10pm EASTERN - wherein I will probably do a lot of smack talking about Kay and her fans.
If she has more than I do...well, prepare for some headstabbing.
To recap (because some of you NEVER PAY ATTENTION AND OH YEAH YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE AND I AM TALKING TO YOU):
FRIDAY July 2 at 4pm Eastern: Women Are Not Funny with me and Kay Ballard
FRIDAY July 2 at 10pm Eastern/9pm Central: Friday Night Live with me and some music and bitching and stuff. The usual.
Wednesday, February 10, 2010
Oklahomies are OOOOKAAAYYY
I bet you had NO idea there were so many great bloggers from Okieland (BESIDES ME I MEAN, DOY), did you?
Check 'em out -- and if YOU are a BLOGGER and are in OKLAHOMA, you can vote for your favorites in the Oklahoma Blog Awards!
Check 'em out -- and if YOU are a BLOGGER and are in OKLAHOMA, you can vote for your favorites in the Oklahoma Blog Awards!
Friday, April 10, 2009
Because who WOULDN'T want to make life a little easier?
EASTER IS HERE! SPRING IS HERE! How about some free ham or turkey? AND recipes? AND beauty tips?
You can get 'em all from the same place, Making Life Better.
Need a life coach? Need some fresh ideas for dinner? Fix your frizzies, learn to go green, have healthier skin!
Even though I'm not much of a cook, there were recipes simple (and inexpensive) enough even for me. I KNOW.
And no, you cannot come over for dinner because I don't like company. Or people. But trust me when I say the antipasto salad wraps were GOOOD.
HEY, did you clip the Holiday Ham or Turkey rebate form from your April 5 paper? Check it out. Get free ham or turkey. WOO!
Thanks Mom Central for introducing me to Making Life Better, because SHORTCUTS and EASIER are my keywords in life.OH, and don't forget it is GOOD FRIDAY today -- which means a special theme on tonight's Friday Night Live!!
TUNE IN LIVE at 9pm Central/10 Eastern!
Saturday, February 28, 2009
Because making up your own jokes is fun
In case you missed it on Twitter, I was making up my own "lightbulb" punchlines the other day.
How many twitterers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
100. 1 to screw in the lightbulb and post it to twitter, 99 to re-tweet it.
I like my coffee like I like my men: strong and bitter.
How many Social Media people does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
100. 1 to screw in the lightbulb, 4 "gurus" to host a seminar on it, and 95 to discuss how to monetize it.
I like my coffee like I like my exes: finely ground and dark-roasted.
and now for something completely different...
Meg Fowler has got me involved in the fringes of an upcoming event: Social Media for Social Change NYC!
Finally a social media event that isn't about self-promotion. These folks are raising money for charity. They've had a previous event that was successful in raising $$ for Jane Doe in Boston, and now they've joined forces with City Harvest NYC, an organization which rescues food to help feed the homeless.
I love organizations which focus on feeding the hungry in THIS country. We all talk about feeding the people in other countries - which, naturally, is a noble task -- but what about OUR people? Sometimes in this country we care more about abused & homeless animals than we care about PEOPLE.
ANYWAY ANYWAY.
The actual event in NYC is April 3, but on Saturday, March 7th, there is going to be a "Stay At Home" night.
What they're asking is that you STAY HOME instead of going out on that one single night, and all the $$ that you would have spent taking in a movie, or Broadway show, or dinner at Olive Garden, WHATEVER... and DONATING THAT LITTLE BIT OF MONEY. Give fittycent. Or $50. Or whatever you normally spend on a Saturday night out.
Help feed some people. Feel good about yourself.
See? Easy peasy.
Oh, what am I doing? I'll be providing the background music while you stay at home and twitter, or blog, or make UStream videos.
That's right, a SATURDAY NIGHT SPECIAL edition of Friday Night Live!
WOO!
I'll be hosting a show, with updates on the fun things that other "stay-at-homers" (heehee, I called you HOMERS) are doing...maybe some call-ins to plug the actual event.
Everything from ABC to XYZ, Abba to the Zombies, Paul Anka to Warren Zevon.
So the only question left is...
Can you handle The Full Monty on a Saturday night?
How many twitterers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
100. 1 to screw in the lightbulb and post it to twitter, 99 to re-tweet it.
I like my coffee like I like my men: strong and bitter.
How many Social Media people does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
100. 1 to screw in the lightbulb, 4 "gurus" to host a seminar on it, and 95 to discuss how to monetize it.
I like my coffee like I like my exes: finely ground and dark-roasted.
and now for something completely different...
Meg Fowler has got me involved in the fringes of an upcoming event: Social Media for Social Change NYC!
Finally a social media event that isn't about self-promotion. These folks are raising money for charity. They've had a previous event that was successful in raising $$ for Jane Doe in Boston, and now they've joined forces with City Harvest NYC, an organization which rescues food to help feed the homeless.
I love organizations which focus on feeding the hungry in THIS country. We all talk about feeding the people in other countries - which, naturally, is a noble task -- but what about OUR people? Sometimes in this country we care more about abused & homeless animals than we care about PEOPLE.
ANYWAY ANYWAY.
The actual event in NYC is April 3, but on Saturday, March 7th, there is going to be a "Stay At Home" night.
What they're asking is that you STAY HOME instead of going out on that one single night, and all the $$ that you would have spent taking in a movie, or Broadway show, or dinner at Olive Garden, WHATEVER... and DONATING THAT LITTLE BIT OF MONEY. Give fittycent. Or $50. Or whatever you normally spend on a Saturday night out.
Help feed some people. Feel good about yourself.
See? Easy peasy.
Oh, what am I doing? I'll be providing the background music while you stay at home and twitter, or blog, or make UStream videos.
That's right, a SATURDAY NIGHT SPECIAL edition of Friday Night Live!
WOO!
I'll be hosting a show, with updates on the fun things that other "stay-at-homers" (heehee, I called you HOMERS) are doing...maybe some call-ins to plug the actual event.
Everything from ABC to XYZ, Abba to the Zombies, Paul Anka to Warren Zevon.
So the only question left is...
Can you handle The Full Monty on a Saturday night?
Monday, February 09, 2009
Wheee!
Well would you look at that?
Guess who won BEST AUDIO BLOGGER IN THE WHOLE DAMN STATE OF OKLAHOMA????
And to all thelosers people I was up against... I'm sorry, but there can be ONLY.ONE.WINNER.
ME ME ME ME ME *bootyshake* *"I WIN" dance*
Seriously, congratulations to EVERYONE nominated in all the categories, whether you made the top of the list or not...I know we all work hard to make our blogs/podcasts the best they can be.
Now I must go bask in the glory.
Guess who won BEST AUDIO BLOGGER IN THE WHOLE DAMN STATE OF OKLAHOMA????
And to all the
ME ME ME ME ME *bootyshake* *"I WIN" dance*
Seriously, congratulations to EVERYONE nominated in all the categories, whether you made the top of the list or not...I know we all work hard to make our blogs/podcasts the best they can be.
Now I must go bask in the glory.
Thursday, January 22, 2009
OKLA-HOMIES UNITE!
Well wouldya looka that? It's time to vote on BEST OKIE BLOGS of 2008!
See what happens when you don't make time to read blogs? YOU MISS STUFF.
See what happens when you don't make time to BLOG? YOU DON'T GET NOMINATED IN MORE CATEGORIES.
Wait, was that out loud?
Many of my favorite blogs have been nominated, and I'm very excited about that! I refuse to campaign for votes (much) because frankly, I have been uninvolved in the blog world for the last several months and ALSO because sometimes my blog is full of suck.
And whether or not I win in MY category (BEST AUDIO BLOG - GO LISTEN http://fridaynightliveshow.podomatic.com), I know that MINE IS THE BEST NO MATTER WHAT YOU SAY SO SUCK IT.
So GOOD LUCK to all the nominees,some of you really deserve it!!
TUNE IN for the LIVE SHOW every FRIDAY NIGHT at 9pm CENTRAL/10 EASTERN on EMPIRE RADIO!
Or get the podcast later:
See what happens when you don't make time to read blogs? YOU MISS STUFF.
See what happens when you don't make time to BLOG? YOU DON'T GET NOMINATED IN MORE CATEGORIES.
Wait, was that out loud?
Many of my favorite blogs have been nominated, and I'm very excited about that! I refuse to campaign for votes (much) because frankly, I have been uninvolved in the blog world for the last several months and ALSO because sometimes my blog is full of suck.
And whether or not I win in MY category (BEST AUDIO BLOG - GO LISTEN http://fridaynightliveshow.podomatic.com), I know that MINE IS THE BEST NO MATTER WHAT YOU SAY SO SUCK IT.
So GOOD LUCK to all the nominees,
TUNE IN for the LIVE SHOW every FRIDAY NIGHT at 9pm CENTRAL/10 EASTERN on EMPIRE RADIO!
Or get the podcast later:
Sunday, November 30, 2008
NO MORE COUPONS. Sorry.
If you've visited here before, you're likely well-aware that I am brand loyal to very few things...but one of the products I will never, ever substitute is Clorox bleach.LOVE IT. Even the plain ol' regular kind without any added scent. It just signifies CLEAN to me... reminds me of hanging sheets out on the line with my great-grandma on Saturday afternoons.
I've been lucky enough to get to review a few of Clorox's other products recently, and I still love 'em. I ALWAYS try to sign up right away for Clorox reviews.
As much liquid bleach as I've used over the years, I've never tried the Clorox 2 color-safe bleach, so I was VERY anxious to try it out. Most of you know that my son is in diapers and sometimes there are...leakage issues. ESPECIALLY at night.
THIS STUFF GETS THE PEE SMELL OUT. Even the detergent with Oxy-Clean that I typically use doesn't do the job on its own.
Also? I have a lot of black shirts and NONE OF THEM FADED. I admit I was a little fearful, because "bleach" and "black" do not go together well in the washing machine (or WARSHING MACHINE if you're my grandma).
I threw in black, red, and light blue... and Clorox 2 Stain Fighter and Color Booster.
No clothes were ruined in the experiment.
SCORE!
PLUS, if you head on over to this Clorox 2 site, they have a STAIN WARS contest!.
This stuff can even be used as a pre-treater as well. Want to give it a try??
The coupons are good for the 44oz liquid or the 49.2oz dry Clorox 2.
SORRY. ALL GONE.
and now for something completely different...
Dear McDonalds:
I know it's a tradition, but I'm hoping that one of you will decide to rebel or think outside the box...and put the fries in RIGHT-SIDE UP some day.
Thanks.
Dear Braum's Dairy Store:
I really enjoyed
Think spell-check.
Is all I'm saying.
If you missed the show LIVE on Friday Night - Now's your chance to get it while it's hot: EAT IT! Happy Day After Thanksgiving Show
That is all.
Have a day.
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