Friday, March 21, 2008

It's finally Friday, thank the sweet baby Jesus.

TONIGHT! FRIDAY NIGHT LIVE!
9pm CST, 10pm EST, 7pm PST

It's TEEN DREAM-A-PALOOZA!
(courtesy of Nicole and Miss Meliss)

It's like an audio edition of Tiger Beat, only with less pictures.
Can you handle the Cassidys? Leif? SPRINGFIELD?

TUNE IT IN and TURN IT UP! Listen HERE or HERE

The Mosh Pit will be open!

Hey baby, what's your sign? will be brought to you by Random Nicole!

Some of the cool kids will be there. Don't you want to hang out with us?


Dear Seattle,

Keep your stinking basketball team. Srsly. Shut up the bitching. Sure, I agree you deserve a nice new arena...but if the fans would've been more supportive BEFORE NOW, the move wouldn't be in question.
So suck it.

Love and kisses,
Monty


Dear Grant Hill,

You and the basketball you rode in on, pal. You just sound ignorant sometimes...like when you open your mouth.
FYI, it's only cold here like three months out of the year.
So you can suck it too.

And PS your friends Shaq & Charles Barkley can suck it as well. We have more than chickens here, we also have gay-bashing politicians, mullet-wearing rednecks, and judges who whack off whilst hearing cases on the bench. We've got plenty enough to be embarrassed about without you throwing poultry in the mix.

Love and kisses,
Monty
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