I haven't updated you, dear diary, in two weeks--due to the fact that I've been hiding out from the others. As you know, our last task was to create a model of the island...preferably life-sized, according to Jeckles. Being of a contrary nature (and plus because it was easier), I made mine as small as possible. Rule #5 of the Shitty Blogs Club: Expend as little effort as possible.
So technically, I followed the rules.
I've lost my Survivor Champ title. *sob*
I know that
So that's why I've been hiding out here on Survivor Island, using Chad's old trench, because I don't want to be shark bait.
But they've found me.
I have to swim for it.
Wish me luck.
and PS: Good luck to the Final Two, Rose and Nat!!
PPS: You'll be sorry. You'll all be VERY, VERY SORRY.