For those who haven't played it before...
I give you the answer, you tell me the question.
Got it? Good.
Today's answer is...
"Only when it is red and itchy."
How do I know I have PMS? Let me count the ways...
I threw my keys when I couldn't find a shoe.
Then I cried when I broke my keyring.
I cried during all the hymns in church today. And the prayers. And part of the offering.
I stamped me little feet when I couldn't get the lid off the peanut butter.
Then I cried when I licked peanut butter off the knife and scraped my tongue.
I cried whilst watching Mulan.
And The Sword in the Stone.
And during part of Monty Python Live at the Hollywood Bowl.
Please do not be nice to me. Or mean.
I think I need a nap.
Oh wait, I'm having a mood swing.