I get way more than I give.
Sorry about that.
There's no business like ho business.
Someone should write a song about that.
The commercial that says "Switch to Cox" makes me laugh and wonder if it's a subliminal PSA for lesbians.
I hate it when someone does a nice thing for you and then makes you feel obligated FOREVER. It's like indentured ass-kissitude.
You ever feel like your brain is a TV only someone else has the remote and won't stop channel surfing? Or looking for free porn?
Oh wait, that last thing is something else entirely. Whoops.