Monday, March 08, 2010

Also I'd rather watch Drew on The Price Is Right

Dear THE VIEW:

See, wouldn't you have rather had ME on The View Moms panel instead of some of those namby-pamby mommybloggers? Because you can't get those "Oh, Joy's hair looked so cute today" and "HAHA Whoopi is so funny!" tweets just ANYWHERE, you know.
OH WAIT. Yes you can.


WHO'S SORRY NOW, HUH??
HUH??

Too late for you. I've moved on to sex toys which are way more funner anyway.
Yes I said FUNNER. On PURPOSE.

Love,
Me
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