Tuesday, January 19, 2010

Reading Between The Lines ...

A companion guide to Lost In Translation.

What I said: "It's great that you're so...passionate...about that."
What I meant: "Seriously you just rambled and raved like a drunken sailor coming off a 21 day binge."

What I said: "Nice!"
What I meant: "I have no idea what you said, I tuned you out 10 minutes ago because I was I was about to pass out from sheer boredom."

What I said: "That sucks for you!"
What I meant: "Sucks to be you. Heh."

What I said: "Sounds interesting!"
What I meant: "MUST.KEEP.EYES.FROM.ROLLING."

What I said: "No, of course I didn't mean YOU."
What I meant: "OF COURSE I MEANT YOU, DOUCHEBAG."

What I said: "I hate people."
What I meant: "I hate people."
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