Friday, April 10, 2009

SHROOMHEAD

Every time I see Robert Pattinson give an interview, I want to do two things:

1. Hand him a bottle of shampoo and a hairbrush
2. Say to him, "I don't care what your girlfriend or stylist says, that hairstyle is NOT hip, sexy, or even edgy; it makes you look like your head is a giant fat squashy mushroom. YOU ARE NOT JOHNNY DEPP or even one of the dudes from Flock Of Seagulls."

DUDE BRUSH YOUR HAIR. GROSS.
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