Then again maybe it shouldn't surprise me, as I see some girls marketing their considerable "girlfriend" skills ... ever-so-subtly letting the boys know through their tweets that not only are they SO AVAILABLE, but also they're SUCH A GOOD CATCH, REALLY FOR REALS.
Oh, I know what you're thinking, but MY
So I was on my way to work this morning (I do my best
Or at least, what my twitter date would probably be like.
So if you missed it this morning...
Twitter Dating: A series. Tweet #1: "OMG @--- is even cuter than his mangatar! I need a tictac."
Twitter Dating #2: "@--- & I are at the movies watching Dark Knight. He "accidentally" touched my boob! Also he is hogging the popcorn."
Twitter Dating #3: "At dinner with @---. He has spinach in his teeth. SO GROSS but FUNNY, so I'm not going to tell him. DO NOT TWEET HIM!"
Twitter Dating #4: "OMG I'm totally DOING IT with @--- RIGHT NOW! After all, he DID spring for dinner & movie & you should see size of his c
(ed. note: Aw, too bad! That one must have been over 140 characters)
Twitter Dating #5: oaifhjkajsadhjuiwhrjh
Twitter Dating #6 (the next morning): "Hm. Daylight changes things. & now he knows where I live. I might have to move."
Twitter Dating #7: "Unfollowing/blocking @---."