Dear Everyone who will ever consider running for President of the US:
DON'T. FUCK. AROUND. ON. YOUR. SPOUSE.
Seriously, have you NOT been paying attention the last 40 or 50 years?
SOMEBODY ALWAYS TALKS. And then your poor spouse and kids get slapped in the face with YOUR weakness and infidelity over & over again.
It's simple: if you cheat on your spouse or your taxes, the story will come out.
So suck it up, keep your dick in your pants, and don't humiliate your wife & kids.
Sincerely tired of political foibles,
ONE MORE THING.
Make sure you grab the podcast for last week's Friday Night Live - GEORGE-A-PALOOZA!
Lots of fun things happened.
Or, rather, HEAR.