*based on a short story of the same name in Everything's Eventual**
**One story contained therein caused me to say "EEEEEEEEEEeeeeEEEEE" for months, just for fun. Sometimes I still do.
So I'm behind this car on the highway yesterday, and this is the vanity plate:
Okay, the only thing I can come up with is Semen Special. And ew.
Well, I guess there is one other thing...Seamen Special. And I don't think that that's any better.
And if that's something they serve at a restaurant, I sure as hell don't want to eat there.
***update: Maybe it's SIMONS PICKLE?
No. Surely not.
Sometimes you just have to say...WTF??