Friday, May 04, 2007

Nice

10pm Eastern. Tonight.
FRIDAY NIGHT LIVE WITH MONTY
Tune it in. I double-dog dare ya.



Faulty Memory

ME: "I think I'd like to marry Jack Reacher. 'Cause he can do stuff. He knows stuff."

MOM (dreamily): "Yeah, I'd like to have Jack for a son-in-law...we'd have a LOT more family dinners."

ME: "Except he's such a loner. He's always walking off alone at the end, down some deserted stretch of highway...like that guy on that show? You know the one with the Carradine brother?
That kung-fu show? Crap, what was it called, I can't think of it..."

MOM: "Kung-Fu".

ME: "Oh."


I thought this was sort of groovy...

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