You know you're a redneck(mama) when you see the vanity plate
and when you say it in your head, it sounds perfectly normal.
Some days I read a post, and it takes EVERY.SINGLE.OUNCE. of control I own not to say "O DEAR HEAVENS OPEN YOUR EYES AND LOOK IN THE MIRROR! All the critical things you're projecting onto others IS SO YOU.
Oh and P.S. GET FREAKIN' REAL."
Then I leave the site before Temptation overwhelms me with its seductive touch.
Then I wonder how many people think the same thing when they come here.
Tomorrow, you'll need to bring your paper and pencil to class.
There's going to be a quiz.