A few words about Survivor...
Last year at this time, I dated a guy who looked just like Jamie. They could be brothers.
His name was Steve.
We had a good time together, until I found out he was a big ol' racist.
Is it my imagination, or did Danni have some serious collagen lips?
White zinfandel is not the best beverage for dipping Oreo cookies into.
I'm just sayin'.
We've started calling my daughter "The Dog Whisperer".
For crap's sake.
Please do not forget to visit my tenant and say hello, tell her the landlord sent you.
That is all.