Friday, October 07, 2005

it's a a jungle out there, folks.

Why I Hate To Mow My Lawn
A photo-essay by Monty
(please ignore the date on the photos, it is incorrect)



Note the abundance of trees...


And more trees...



and bushes...


and shrubberies...


Not to mention the 12,985,741 sticker bushes and the piles of these things...


and these guys...and their little brothers and sisters who invariably shoot out from under the lawnmower and stab me in the legs...


I won't even mention the bumper crop of acorns from all the oak trees...suffice it to say that not a squirrel in a tri-county area ever goes hungry.

Next year I plan to offer sexual favors in return for lawncare, so you boys just be turning that over in your minds throughout the cold, lonely winter...
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