Sunday, October 30, 2005

HAPPY HALLOWE'EN

...to all you creepy freakish wonderful people!

MOMS & DADS: Don't forget to pick all the good stuff out of the candy bags first, on the pretext of "checking it for safety reasons".

Checklist:
Toilet Paper
Rotten Eggs
Flour in a sock (with pennies added for you bullies out there)
Soap
Shoe Polish
Shaving Cream
(does anyone still collect for UNICEF on Hallowe'en anymore?)

All you need for a lovely night out. ;)



TOP 10 SIGNS that you're TOO OLD to Trick-or-Treat:

10. You get winded from knocking
on the door.

9. You have to have another kid
chew the candy for you.

8. You ask for high fiber candy
only.

7. When someone drops a candy
bar in your bag, you lose your
balance and fall over.

6. People say: "Great Boris Karloff Mask,"
and you're not wearing a mask.

5. When the door opens you yell, "Trick
or ...." and can't remember the rest.


4. By the end of the night, you have
a bag full of restraining orders.

3. You have to carefully choose a
costume that won't dislodge your
hairpiece.

2. You're the only Power Ranger in
the neighborhood with a walker.

And the number one sign that you're too old to Trick-or-Treat...

1. You keep having to go home to pee


Have a safe and happy Hallowe'en!
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