Thursday, March 03, 2005

Sort of like MAD LIBS...only not.

One of the categories I had to fill in was "AMINAL". *sigh*
But the end result was fairly amusing...even if I DID have to make a couple of alterations regarding verb tense.
I do loves me some Mad Libs.


Once upon a time there has a young DENTAL HYGENIST named SIGMUND. He was SILENTLY PISSING in the OOZY forest when he met LICE-RIDDEN BOB, a run-away TRUCKDRIVER from the CRUSTY Queen BETTY.


SIGMUND could see that LICE-RIDDEN BOB was hungry so he reached into his BUCKET and give him his PURPLISH NOODLES. LICE-RIDDEN BOB was thankful for SIGMUND's NOODLES, so he told SIGMUND a very GIGANTIC story about Queen BETTY's daughter JEAN. How her mother, the CRUSTY Queen BETTY, kept her locked away in a LAUNDROMAT protected by a gigantic KITTEN, because JEAN was so FEEBLE-MINDED.


SIGMUND SANK. He vowed to LICE-RIDDEN BOB the TRUCKDRIVER that he would save the FEEBLE-MINDED JEAN. He would PINCH the KITTEN, and take JEAN far away from her evil mother, the CRUSTY Queen BETTY, and DRINK her.


Then, all of the sudden, there was a SNARKY TORNADO and LICE-RIDDEN BOB the TRUCKDRIVER began to laugh. With a puff of smoke he turned into the gigantic KITTEN from his story. CRUSTY Queen BETTY VOMITED out from behind a LAMPSHADE and struck SIGMUND dead. In the far off LAUNDROMAT you could hear a BELCH.


THE END.




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