Sunday, February 20, 2005

For crap's sake.

If you're one of those many zillions of people who don't know much about me...let me fill you in.
Okay, so I'm single. Many single women nowadays are looking to online dating.

I'm pretty specific in what I want. And what I'll settle for.

So I'm putting out the word to all the guys at Hot or Not who want to Meet Me...

KEYWORDS I WILL AVOID LIKE THE BLACK PLAGUE:
Beer
Partying
Sex
Makin out (yes, someone had actually used that)
hot chicks
clubbin
drinkin
jack daniels
getting high
booze
anime porn (oh ICK)
riding harley's (riding harley's WHAT?)
Milatery (You're in it and you don't know how to spell it?)


And here's another tip: 35-45 age group limit is NOT just a suggestion, nor is it negotiable.
So in case you can't count very well...23 does NOT fall into that age group. Neither does 56.


and on another note...
When do I have to officially give up my self-delusions and start calling my "laugh-lines" what they really are~~wrinkles and crow's feet?

Does it make me a bad person that I worked up this post during church? Only during the hymns, though.
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