Most of you have read here that when I die I want to be cremated...and I have some specific "funeral rules" that I want followed.
Just now I was getting my son ready for bed (which has nothing to do with anything, I'm just filling space), and I came up with an original song that I plan to pre-record and have played during the service.
It will be sung to the tune of that old "I wish I were an Oscar Meyer weiner" song.
Ready? ALL TOGETHER NOW:
When I die I want to be cremated
That is what I really want to beeeeee
And when I am a big ol' box of ashes
Everybody gets a scoop of meeeee.
PS Some of you were totally humming the tune while you read that.