3 Things That No Male Should Ever Say, Write, or Text

...and no female over the age of, like, 12.

1. RAWK (it just looks stupid)
2. ROFFLES (It sounds like something you'd name one of those tiny, annoying, yappy little dogs)
3. AWESOMESAUCE (It sounds vaguely dirty and sexual. Which normally I go for, but still...)

YOU ARE WELCOME.