I know, I'm a slacker AND a liar.

Hey, it's just part of my charm.
It really wasn't all my fault this time; we've all taken turns being sick with that flu-like disease that isn't really the flu.
ANYWAY.

LOOKA THIS!

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I've got a rap sheet!



Apparently Miss SEXYpants thinks I am ridiculous! woo!
Oh.
I mean, a Ridiculously Awesome Person. :)

Well, let me just tell you that MISS SEXYPANTS IS THE AWESOME ONE. Yeah.
Plus also? She made me a VIDEO!
She's way cooler than me.
She's way cooler than a lot of you guys, too. ;)

Thanks so much, Karen Sugarpants!

Now, all of you go tell her how ridiculously awesome SHE is.

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