Say, did you ever have to run down to the local 7-11 (or similar) right after you'd finished off a pint of Ben & Jerry's Dublin Mudslide? And then, when you get back into your car AFTER getting your bottle of water, roll of tums, and sunflower seeds (salted in the shell!) you glance in the rear-view mirror only to see a smear of coffee-fudge-swirl on your lip?
Oh. Yeah. Me neither.
I was just askin'.