Thursday, June 07, 2007

Personal and Confidential

Dear Sylvester Stallone,

I saw your interview with EXTRA today, and I wanted to mention a couple of things:

1. The botox and eyebrow waxing? Not doing you any favors. You might want to rethink that.

2. The movie Rocky Balboa? Bad idea.
The new John Rambo movie you're filming? Worse idea.
Worse even than Oscar and STOP! Or My Mom Will Shoot.

Is all I'm saying.

Sincerely,
A concerned fan-that-was, right up through Copland (which, by the way, was brilliant work on your part)
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