Thursday, October 05, 2006

The Scales Fell From Our Eyes

Last night I watched Peter Pan with the kids (for about the 300th time) and realized yet again...

Tinkerbell? High toned grade-A bitch. And turncoat. (I believe I have mentioned this before)

Wendy? Drama queen. And perpetual "victim".

Mermaids? Shrewish, mean-spirited harpies.

And Peter? Grandstanding show off. And a total playa.
Plus he likes to hit the hash pipe.

I begin to feel some small twist of sympathy for Captain Hook.
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