Last night I watched Peter Pan with the kids (for about the 300th time) and realized yet again...
Tinkerbell? High toned grade-A bitch. And turncoat. (I believe I have mentioned this before)
Wendy? Drama queen. And perpetual "victim".
Mermaids? Shrewish, mean-spirited harpies.
And Peter? Grandstanding show off. And a total playa.
Plus he likes to hit the hash pipe.
I begin to feel some small twist of sympathy for Captain Hook.