Cheesy pick-up lines (boys, do NOT try these at home. Or at a bar. Or anywhere, really):
If I received a nickel for everytime I saw someone as beautiful as you, I'd have five cents.
When God made you, he was showing off.
It's not my fault I fell in love, you're the one who tripped me!
You have been very naughty! Go to my room!
Are you a surgeon? Cause you've just took my heart away!
Now ladies, here's one I've used with some success:
You know, I've heard that oral sex is illegal in Oklahoma. Feel like breakin' the law?"
Is all I'm sayin'.