Sunday, July 30, 2006

Because that's how I roll.

Cheesy pick-up lines (boys, do NOT try these at home. Or at a bar. Or anywhere, really):

If I received a nickel for everytime I saw someone as beautiful as you, I'd have five cents.

When God made you, he was showing off.

It's not my fault I fell in love, you're the one who tripped me!

You have been very naughty! Go to my room!

Are you a surgeon? Cause you've just took my heart away!

Now ladies, here's one I've used with some success:

You know, I've heard that oral sex is illegal in Oklahoma. Feel like breakin' the law?"

Is all I'm sayin'.
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