Can you come out to play?

Bring your ball.
Otherwise you can't play with us.

Oh, okay, I guess you can come anyway.
Join me (and some other creepy fun people and play Lu's Loaded Questions.

It's more information than you ever wanted to know. :)
That's the fun of it.

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on another note...

My daughter is getting hair under her arms.

I'm completely traumatized.