Friday, September 16, 2005

Pssst. C'mere. Closer. Closer.

...I want to tell you a secret.

Know what I did yesterday?

I spent the evening...in bed...with Thumper.

And before you ask, yes, it was very good for me. *wink wink*

Maybe I'll tell you about it tomorrow...


In entertainment news...

Seems that Renee Zellweger and Kenny Whatshisname have already filed for divorce, after four short months of wedded bliss.

Rene has allegedly listed fraud as the reason. (notice that I don't really know how to spell her name)

I'm guessing Kenny tried to convince her that 4 inches was really 8.

I'm just sayin'.
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