Please guys, I'm beggin' you...tell me there's something better still available out there!
WTF?!
Monday, February 28, 2005
For Entertainment Purposes Only
Here's just a sampling of what I received today in my personals mailbox.
Please guys, I'm beggin' you...tell me there's something better still available out there!
Im a 38yr old dad of two im widow loking for a woman who is openminded and likes a good chalange im not perfect by far i do my best to do whats right for my kids and me and the dateing thing has been hell i was married for 17yrs im a pro husban i like the simple things in life dont get me wrong i like to go out and have fun just like everybody elese but its not a have to thing i family time and grown up time to if your in to head games or your a player im not the one because players can be played too and id drethered not do that because games of the heart should be taken serious
WTF?!
Please guys, I'm beggin' you...tell me there's something better still available out there!
WTF?!
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He's not perfect?! You don't say!
What is a pro husban anyhow?:)
Wow! I'm feeling downright exceptional after reading that bit of getting-to-know-you.
Always the optimist I will point out his positive features:
1. He seeks open minded women. (REALLY open, almost nothing there minded)
2. He is open to a chalange (which might include finding an extra L)
3. Dating as been hell (he forgot to write for the women he has dated)
4. He is "pro husban" (oppisite of amateur wif)
5. He likes the simple things (like not thinking)
6. He likes to have fun like everybody ELESE (hmm, makes me wonder who Elese is, because she must be fun)
7. He likes grown up time (code-word for huh?)
8. "Id drethered" (oh my goodness I think he is quoting Freud).
9. Games of the heart should be taken seriously (because the heart is a game after all).
And finally he offers fortune cookie wisdom:
Players can be played.
Oh my goodness. He sounds simply drethered.
One word: Whoa.
I'm going to take a stab in the dark and venture to say... this guy failed high school english... or he was typing one handed. Obviously he has some religious belief that forbids him to use any form of puntuation or capitalization. And he sounds just a tad desperate... desperate as in serial stalker desperate.
I think I'd pass.
ahem *punctuation* even... perhaps I will just go find myself a good typing tutor now.
"Players can be played" Hehe. Very profound. Why hasn't anyone else ever thought of this?
Ok, I take back the things I said about some of the woman's personals I've come across. This guy has them all beat hands down.
First of all, there is something better out there. Second , I totally agree with Ceres, who said this guy probably does not have a whole mouth of teeth (yucky-kissy-poo!)And finally third, he may not be a pro husban, but my guess is he's got his old pal Jack Daniels there helping him with his spellin....
This guy is every bad stereotype of Oklahomans... all rolled into one.
But yes, there is better out there. I have no idea exactly, but honestly... could you get much worse than this one?
I think he has english as a second language...
he could be:
1) uneducated white trash
2) foriegner learning the language
3) mentally disabled
4) behind bars - either drunk when he wrote this, or in jail....
Good Luck Sorting it out
wow... he's a winner!
I would of said that was my ex husband, but he's being court marshaled, and thus hasn't the time for dating. But he spels like that, if not worse. He actually gave me a card that said "Frome, J" It's "from", asshat!
"You got an F in English? Bobby, you SPEAK English!"
Well I'm far from perfect but I can spell. Maybe I should invent new words like "fiddeeloop" or "foofoofuloongi." Maybe then I'll be able to pick up the ladies.
Love,
Monkeyballs
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