It is impossible NOT to eat candy when there is a big ass bag of it in the living room and your kids are asleep.
"I feel like a defective typewriter. I skipped a period."~~Rizzo, Grease
I hear you, Riz.
I think I must be going through 'the change' early or something.
All the PMS...but that was it.
Sheeeeeeeeeeeiiiiiiiiiiit.
And no, I'm not pregnant.
Not unless some wires got crossed somewhere and I got the Immaculate Conception.
But I'm pretty sure God and I are close enough that he knows I'm not a viable candidate.
Now, I'm wondering if ol' Albert was the best choice in campaign managers...
Perhaps I should stick with my original choice. He seems to carry more weight with the majority.
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